Re: Life sucks when ...

...1400 euro fine drops down on your doorstep after 5 years

Re: Life sucks when ...

dishwashers union wrote:

you're ok now though right? i mean no weakness?

i'm ok thanks

Re: Life sucks when ...

..when you're placing brandnew hydroculture plants in nice high pots and one of the polish workers helping you fucks up and starts playing domino d-day with eight of them. what a fucking mess!! also bad that the polish guy smelled of alcohol lightly, but you have no proof that he's been drinking.
job should've been finished today but i can go back for another half day tomorrow.
gave me a nice headache.

☂ bezoek okiland !

Re: Life sucks when ...

your stuck in 'conlifct management' training ALL fucking day!! on a friday no less.... watch me manage my conflicting ideas of nutting someone and getting sacked so i dont have to do it!!

Re: Life sucks when ...

your robot paranasal sinuses are stuffed with waste oil and your lung needs a oil change too.

Re: Life sucks when ...

life sucks in general... mostly every second of it sucks, even when you sleep.

Re: Life sucks when ...

gaaagh! I keep on hitting the "Mark all topics as read" link when I mean to hit the "Show new posts since last visit" link

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when you iron a new shirts print which should not be ironed

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when you have two weeks holidays and no money to go somewhere

Re: Life sucks when ...

1. the world is ending! credit crunch, sub-prime mortgage, inflation, its the world destruction and your life aint worth nothing the human race is becoming a disgrace, you know its fucked when even the rich aint getting richer,

2. we are building bigger nuclear arsenals but enjoying them less

5, 3, 6 or 100 platenspelers, fuck it!

Re: Life sucks when ...

when you bought a record for 50

Dancin' for freaks and fame!

Re: Life sucks when ...

nixxon wrote:

when you bought a record for 50

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thanks
yes it is horror. mint copy of fuego - misa criolia
maybe the faiths punishment of buying an overprized record

Dancin' for freaks and fame!

Re: Life sucks when ...

...thunder fucks up your adsl-modem and network card and leaves you without internet for 5 days.

You were just a damn sequencer
Moving to the beat
Living with a synthesizer
Cold as a repeat

Re: Life sucks when ...

Henri Puolitaival wrote:

...thunder fucks up your adsl-modem and network card and leaves you without internet for 5 days.

i had that when there was a hurricane, then an earthquake

5, 3, 6 or 100 platenspelers, fuck it!

Re: Life sucks when ...

nixxon wrote:

when you bought a record for 50

Re: Life sucks when ...

hysteric wrote:
nixxon wrote:

when you bought a record for 50

Dancin' for freaks and fame!

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you apply for yet another job....hopeful as ever, only to receive a rejection mail instantaneously

hey..i should be thankful they replyed(most don't even bother)

...i'm just gonna end up working in McDonalds, flipping burgers.

sad...totally fucked-off & depressed sad

Let's get Dumb

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i know what you can feel dumbBot.
i'm gonna start writing some bullshit on my CV.
apparently that's the way to do it.

Re: Life sucks when ...

don't work, thats the solution

71 (edited by zora 2008-07-25 15:34:10)

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noctambulo wrote:

don't work, thats the solution

yeah, live on love alone! roll

@ dumbbot & zippo: good luck and success, guys! dont give up.

.."this world`s a bubble"..

72 (edited by Robot Monster 2008-07-25 15:40:33)

Re: Life sucks when ...

...when your Robotdj.net subscription fails, even though you're supposed to have a full month's salary on the bank account. I can't check my netbank at the moment, but i did manage to check with a nearby atm (those only show history up till a few days back though). I should have enough money, so this stuff is freaking me out hmm

robots.for.robots

73 (edited by Communicator 2008-07-25 16:39:48)

Re: Life sucks when ...

Does suck. ^

Do it your way, because everyone else is just weird.

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The washing machine broke and while I was not home it flooded the whole kitchen. Behind the boards and beneath the dishwasher, everywhere you cant get without renewing everything. Besides, I cant wash clothes and I am going for Holidays soooooon. Fuck it!

A better tomorrow.

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your the neighbour whos garage has just blown up!. Lets hope its not there house i cant tell from here. Jeezus! that was mad, im sure something landed on our roof. I dont know what they had in there but there were 3 enormous explosions, the flames are still 20 foot tall.

"positive mutation!"

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