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Blatantly ripped this off from another forum, But I love this shit... 
heres your template: http://i39.tinypic.com/mutumd.jpg
heres mine:
How do u fill it up ?
"requires some basic mspaint/photoshop skills"
jusrt search for some shit on google and paste it in.
why did you choose two close combat weapons? i would have the crowbar over the sword as it might be useful for other things, and then a shotgun. without a doubt
All I can think of at the moment.
haha..i knew there was a good reason for pickin portman as a sidekick, i'd be instructing the portman to go down on me as the zombies make their last attack...yeeeehaw!! wat a way to go
hurray
Tut, tut! Swords are rubbish zombie killing weapons, they blunt and break.
Your main weapon should always be the M1 Carbine - easy to find ammunition for it and it doesn't make much of a bang which can attract ghouls from miles around. Ideally you want a WWI Trench Spike as a secondary but they're hard to come by (unless you live near a military museum). Definitely a machete as a secondary - short, heavy, good for decapitation and cracking skull.
Fighting the undead should never be taken lightly. Study Max Brooks' "Zombie Survival Guide" and you'll be prepared for when your neighbours reanimate.
Remember: Organize Before They Rise - Don't Wait For Them To Come To You!
pfft...ok mr 'zombie killin' smartie pants 
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i suppose my use/abuse of Ms Portman as a sidekick....only so i could get my rocks off when it all goes horribly wrong, guess thats not in the zombie handbook then??
hehe your bb gun wont do much either dumbBot
suppose my use/abuse of Ms Portman as a sidekick....only so i could get my rocks off when it all goes horribly wrong, guess thats not in the zombie handbook then??
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I see there's now a manual on surviving a robot uprising: http://www.amazon.com/How-Survive-Robot … 1582345929
haha nice one iamelectron, I read zombie survival a while back. thought it always said a crowbar is an excellent weapon (combine to be a handy tool)
filling your bath, destroying your stairs etc etc. heh
edit: i'm not going to bother correcting the spelling for MacGyvers name, that took way too long
@mr maximal
haha i nearly took the scorpion tank from halo. thought about a tuxedo for armour too, underwear means you must be hard as nails.
i worry about your ice pick getting stuck in zombi cranium at a critical moment though,
@heifitz, you dress well, i only hope you can wield both your desert eagle and your little shoty at the same time.
@black shape: That's funny, since I was just pasting in the tux from Jackie Chan's "The Tuxedo" when I read your post 
I'm going for a more psychological approach, hurting the zombies' feelings with witty sarcasm until they cry. If that fails, lightsabre to the rescue!
ha i nearly went for the apache too, but i thought a tank would be better if i needed to drive through walls etc, which would be guaranteed to happen i think
great minds think alike
I'd need some way to get to my oil platform, so I went with the chopper.
lol better than meschi and his sloop. he will be annihilated
haha this thread is brilliant.
I'm sure no zombie can stand up to Techni's sarcasm.
The undead will need therapy for years to come 
hey if you use dogs as a secondary weapon, when they bite the zombies don't they turn into dog zombies no??? Rendering them useless???
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