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Here's a topic for all that unbelievable crap people are trying to sell us.
First out is this (warning! NSFW!):
Vulva Original, the bottled female secretions... Just check out the video, it's simply disturbing. And as my friend pointed out - Why does he need a bottle of pussy fragrance to get aroused, when he has two naked horny chicks right there in front of him?!
hahaha, so someone did manage to reproduce the "fanny smell", reminds me of an excerpt from Fashion Babylon:
"We have many of you English out here," she says. "A colleague I know looked after Vivienne Westwood when she came."
"Really?" says Alexander. He is now actually sounding rather rude.
"Was she nice?" I chip in, trying to keep the show on the road.
"Oh yes," says Veronique. "She wanted her perfume to smell like a freshly washed fanny."
"What?" says Alexander. That got his attention.
"Fanny?" says Veronique. "That is right?" she asks, her eyes glancing towards her crotch. "My English is not so good ... cunt?"
"Your English is spot on," says Alexander.
"There was a problem of course," she continues. "Most of the noses are homosexual so they have never smelt fresh fanny in their lives."
"I can imagine," says Alexander. "Did she get her wish?"
"Oh, I don't know, I have not smelt it. Have you?"
"Yes, I have," says Alexander. "But being gay I am afraid I am also none the wiser."
Oh no, this is not a reproduction at all, but supposedly the real thing, bottled!
oh, that is rather disturbing indeed
this is vulva original. how can the product diversify?
Where can I buy?
this is vulva original. how can the product diversify?
Dick cheese de luxe
[quote=Techn
reminds me on Grenouille 
hehe or
i can't believe it's not vulva, oh wait... it is!
[quote=Techn
reminds me on Grenouille
http://i37.tinypic.com/11j6brt.jpg
I love the speaker womans accent in the video too: "Voolva Oridjinal"
Eau De Toilet!
[quote=Techn
the guy's face and expression in the video is so amazing
Haha, that vagina shit is so dumb.. Just get a bottle of fish sauce instead
ouch, you don't frequent the same ladies as I do...
hahah gross
this stuff must smell great!
Probably looks a lot like this
Hmm, that's not really what I had in mind...
I bought the Vulva last year, actually. It's a thin glass bottle, very cheap. Like 30 bucks. It was shipped from Germany I believe...or somewhere close to that. When I smell it, it triggers something in my brain, I think it smells exactly like the real thing. So don't be hatin'.
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