Re: one word to the financial crisis....
Mongoloids!
You are not logged in. Please login or register.
Robots for Robots → The Daily UFO → one word to the financial crisis....
just found out i have a hole in the crotch of my nice dockers pants. SON OF A BITCH!
Don't throw them out just yet. Soon everyone will dress in rags! Then again maybe not in Chicago..
NY will be first.
indeed!
40%! 5years! that means it INCREASE 40% last 5 years, while economy maby grows maybe 5 or 8 or somtheing. that show it was a BUBBLE. when they cry "ooh, its LOW as 5years ago"..ey. I remember 2003, hat was not the mid-age.
good point
Monday saw the largest one-day point increase in the history of the Dow Jones Inudstrial Average and over the weekend European Central Banks pumped $2.3 trillion into markets. $700 billi ain't shit.
VOLATILITY
Stocks struggle after spike lol
there was an article in the news over here about the AIG execs taking a $250,000 spa vacation with the money the gov't gave them to help out their problem.
FORTIS organised one single lunch for 50 Peoples in Monaco for 150 000
SLEEK wrote:just found out i have a hole in the crotch of my nice dockers pants. SON OF A BITCH!
Don't throw them out just yet. Soon everyone will dress in rags! Then again maybe not in Chicago..
NY will be first.
yeah im gonna get the needle and thread out. these are nice slacks.
wear knee pads next time jeez
just let the motherfucker burn
why don't bush just have a firesale of f-22 raptors to pay for the bailout, fuck it buy 10 get 1 free and free 6 months of tech support
Holland is in the running to aquire some of those bad boys!
why don't bush just have a firesale of f-22 raptors to pay for the bailout, fuck it buy 10 get 1 free and free 6 months of tech support
You got a point there. This year u.s. bought new bomber planes F-35's that cost trillion dollars.
Trillion $$$?? was there mass demonstrations on the streets against it or anything? that amount would save the world or something.
rabobank has the AAA (triple A status) i heard
if all the banks do go bust, it will mean mass starvation and total anarchy. if that happens the next shuttle to ISS will be very crowded..
funny email i got today from the Church of the SubGenius in a nigerian style
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear American
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the
funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds
in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under
surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a
reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbail...@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to
protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson
funny email i got today from the Church of the SubGenius in a nigerian style
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear American
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the
funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds
in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under
surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a
reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbail...@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to
protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson
LOL
old one, seems kinda fitting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktz7vc70hZ8
fuck you credit crunch
our annual company party in the bahamas just got cancelled
still could be a lot worse
for funny scam stories check: http://www.419eater.com/
i've had that song playing in my head more often than usual these days
Reassuring to see the global recession, sorry, "downturn" has not bothered the synth/wave collectors:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi … amp;ih=004
on a positive note, the lost continent might come out of this as a winner:
Robots for Robots → The Daily UFO → one word to the financial crisis....
Powered by PunBB, supported by Informer Technologies, Inc.
Currently used extensions: pun_approval, pun_admin_add_user. Copyright © 2009 PunBB