Re: Cern
http://cdsweb.cern.ch/record/1120625?ln=en
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"Steve Myers, head of the accelerator department, confided that today's protons were not the first things to circulate in the LHC. While preparing the machine they sent smart "pingpong" balls through, to make sure the pipes were clear and the sensors working. When one of these mini-Sputniks got stuck, they had to fire in a second to knock it free."
I think they did it for the lulz
So, has the world been sucked into a black hole yet? Any news?
"Steve Myers, head of the accelerator department, confided that today's protons were not the first things to circulate in the LHC. While preparing the machine they sent smart "pingpong" balls through, to make sure the pipes were clear and the sensors working. When one of these mini-Sputniks got stuck, they had to fire in a second to knock it free."
I think they did it for the lulz
Yeah, just because they can. Just fuck around and send some stuff through.
You know, I was actually kinda looking forward to being crushed into a quantum singularity with some of my fellow bots. Oh well...start shakin them molecules.
UK taxpayers spend
Tx, for the answer. Wouldn't want to look like a fool at work tomorrow. "What the hell are you doing here, don't you know the world got sucked into a black hole yesterday?"
So, has the world been sucked into a black hole yet? Any news?
it happened several times now, but the other side of the black hole appears to be exactly the same and the change happens at lightspeed so you don't notice
Klart wrote:So, has the world been sucked into a black hole yet? Any news?
it happened several times now, but the other side of the black hole appears to be exactly the same and the change happens at lightspeed so you don't notice
The only difference is that everyone has moustaches
The world ain't ended yet cos' the beams haven't collided!
these are only testings no?
ive read somewhere that within a month the real experiment will begin.
They'll come and eat everything they get...
The collision testing will begin on 21/9
"so how fast does it download porn..."
A very relevant question.
When the LEP is finally mounted on the LHC, the UDP rate should hopefully reach about 994553.14 n! facials per nanoseconds FPNS.
No but really, im sure gonna mark the 21/9 date for the collision testing.
Of course most of this is always gonna be speculative but some are even more popular speculating than others
But i dont know..
the full truth
"But the media failed to report the full truth, that the tail of Halley's comet was rarer than the finest vacuum on Earth, and that all the debris and gas inside the tail could probably fit inside something like a suitcase"
It's broken, hahaha. No apocalypse.
stopping the test because of an electricity problem? Funny
the complot theory has win.
Some well informed humans from the future have taken their time-machine in order to stop the experience.
true, they sent a korean droid to damage the machine :
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