Topic: Ants feasting on human sperm
When I was younger I realized that the ants residing in south Texas would somehow locate the socks I had jizzed into and tossed under my bed. I would find these socks days later covered in ants! Anyway, here in New York I was cleaning my room and found a recently used condom, and guess what? It was covered in ants! To make matters even more strange I'd never even seen an ant in my apartment before this! I brought this up to some friends in Texas and they'd never experienced this phenomenon and were slightly grossed out. Anyone out there witness this kind of thing, or is my sperm just magical?