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Meschi did you take this from no-future... they had some really funny ones up there!

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Squadra Smackos wrote:

hey if you use dogs as a secondary weapon, when they bite the zombies don't they turn into dog zombies no??? Rendering them  useless???

does it work both ways? wouldn't the zombie have to bite the dog? And would you go for a staffy or a bull terrier, i'd get a wolf hound or something big. Maybe a pack of doberman

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animals won't reanimate when infected which is handy - being attacked by a heard of undead sheep would be hell sad

tech's oil platform is perfect (and recomended in the old undead bible)

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There are so many animals that would make horrible zombies. Imagine being attacked by an undead turtle, even slower than when it was alive.

And never mind the dobermanns and such, what about all the little yapping granny dogs? I can see it now - the carcass of an old woman stumbling down the street, groaning, and looking for a brain to eat. And in her hand is a little tote bag, and in that tote bag is little zombie coco, yapping lol

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w168/extra_life/Ugly_dog.jpg

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If I wanted to go out on a totally badass way, I would choose this one:

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/dcw_edited2/ZombieSAD-1.jpg




But then I thought...why not survive! Zombies can't swim!

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/dcw_edited2/ZOMBIEHAPPY.jpg

31 (edited by Technicolor 2008-12-31 15:56:08)

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They can in some movies! in Land of The Dead they wade through the river. I guess you can throw a flip flop at them lol

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Exactly they can wade through water but I would like to see them wade through an Ocean.

Also the island contains a spring of pure brown rum and an infinite amount of limes and mint. smile

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Bamboe wrote:

But then I thought...why not survive! Zombies can't swim!

http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/ … EHAPPY.jpg

I could see that being a really good movie, if they could capture the fact that the whole world is fucked outside of that island.

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lol bamboe. But make sure you dont pick that one where zombie flesh eaters 1 takes places (cant even remember if it was an island)

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35 (edited by iamelectron 2008-12-31 19:06:26)

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Bamboe wrote:

but I would like to see them wade through an Ocean

hehe - that second version is superb - best one yet smile

alas zombies don't need to swim as they do indeed walk across the bottom of rivers, lakes and oceans sad read 'world war z' (best book i read this year)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z

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36 (edited by Squadra Smackos 2009-01-02 09:02:56)

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I remember you were rambling about that book last year. I bought it yesterday at the local Barnes & Nobles and I can't stop reading it is indeed a super genius book!!!

For the photoshop thingie

I just know my sidekick

http://www.quotesfromtheoffice.com/_images/employees/dwight_schrute.jpg

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Hahaha, Dwight will stand by you.

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sorry but zombies can swim and dive (watch shockwaves and zombie)

proof:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F3fin4MjVw[/youtube]

Monkey see, monkey do.

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Squadra Smackos wrote:

I remember you were rambling

i tend to do that a lot wink

glad you're enjoying it

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On the zombie tip - i'm about to start reading 45 issues of 'The Walking Dead'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead

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[quote=Techn

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Flamethrowers are useless against zombies and make things only worse

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Haha the only thing worse than getting eaten by a zombie is getting eaten by a flaming zombie.

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http://www.chromatik.ca/films_land_of_the_dead_05.jpg

too bad...

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Haha...I like Bamboe's second answer the best

Here's mine
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2148/zombiesurvivaltools.jpg

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47 (edited by Squadra Smackos 2009-02-24 21:03:05)

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This seems like a perfect thing to waste time with so here is my list uh or just a few of them:

Primary weapon: A good semi automatic assault rifle, no need for anything with huge firepower or fast firing stuff, that will only waste bullets...identify target first - shoot. Stay cool. Stay in Control.
Something that uses standard ammo which would be easy to find in a post zombie apocalyptic world. Reliability under muddy circumstances and easy maintainment is a pro. There is only one option basicly...AK47 maybe with a detachable sniper kit

Secondry weapon: Something with a long stick and sharp edge to fight zombies with in close "hand to hand" combat
A Hayfork or a very sharp sword. A Japanese katana sword will do fine as you can carry it easier then a Hayfork

For the sidekick I will swap Dwight for a good trained german sheperd dog. Not for attacking the zombies because the dog will die of poisoning but sniffing them if they are in the neighbourhood (and people that might not yet be zombified but are infected!) and ofcourse strategic herding of the zombies.

http://www.officialgermanshepherdguide.com/German_Shepherd_Pictures/GermanShepherd3.jpg

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