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Topic: Worst band names of 2008

Six pages of terrible terrible band names, all submitted this year, and categorized. Enjoy smile

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Some highlights:

Shitwolf

Lasers And Fast And Shit

Justice Of The Unicorns

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

Flock Of Steven Seagals

Jerry Seinfeld's Atrophied Sac

Honkytonkitis

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Re: Worst band names of 2008

Honkytonkitis

i vote for that one

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Zookeeper

Zehn Meter Feldweg

Wintersleep

Official Secret Act

Little Boots

Frightened Rabbit

(these bands were in Motor FM plays... )

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Re: Worst band names of 2008

I also like "Sweatpants In Public" lol

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Re: Worst band names of 2008

lol ..

i'm really intrigated about:

Druids of Huge (Huge??)

Touched by a janitor (that's mean what ?)

Totall Fagotts (

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you could make a story out of these bandnames if you sort them in order tongue

noize and bullshit

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neferos wrote:

lol ..



We go to 11 (!?!?)

It's from Spinal tap

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all right! ....lol.

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It's a classic smile

btw! I found a Gothenburg band in the list - Sambassadeur. I've seen them live too, I believe.

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Re: Worst band names of 2008

i wonder why Sambassadeur made the list?

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Some of these names are superb!

When I was 14 I was in a heavy metal band called Satan's Granny - we rocked smile

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I just had to make mp3s of the master cd for this guy who was guitarist in the hardcoreband Godverdomme.

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ok. my own band was called The Creepin Sprouts (it was in 1984 i precise and i was 16 i precise). Didn't remeber why we take the  "sprouts" element.

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Re: Worst band names of 2008

yep Sambassadeur has really nothing to do in that list (and it's a quite interesting band)

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"Sigmund Droid" is a really good one though big_smile

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screenvinylimage wrote:

i wonder why Sambassadeur made the list?

If your band name is "punny" in any way, it'll probably end up on that list.

I vote for Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage

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ahhh, gotcha.

satans granny is an awesome band name iamelectron so is sigmund droid. hahaha

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'Flock Of Steven Segals' is so crap it's brilliant! lol

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haha, could be his own band??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2007/03/02/steven_seagal_450_01_450x300.jpg

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laaall

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From the comments:

Beyonce Thunderdome

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i was part of a punkrockband called topless helicopter lessons

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I was in a death metal band called Rectum constipation, and before those wannabe christian guys i was in another POD (Penis Overdose)...nice

But to be on topic i really havent followed much...ive seen some horrific names while i was in manchester on flyers etc...should have kept those for a laugh. But i do remember hearing about a new music style there: "Cheeky Breaks". FFS...t

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Woody Aki wrote:

'Flock Of Steven Segals' is so crap it's brilliant! lol

''Kathleen Turner Overdrive'' and ''E = MChammer''  are also quite funny..

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