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@ ratsnake
that shit is unbelievable. i always wonder if there are people who fall for those kind of mails, mann, mann, mann...
"You will 1OO% recieve your order"
Haha!
subject: Make your own gun of pleasure
an odd way to put it 
the united nations enlightenment council appears to be on to it. that is, if you have been victimized by the men of the underworld ;-)
-----Original Message-----
From: UNITED NATIONS ENLIGHTENMENT COUNCIL [mailto:unitednationuk4@msn.com]
Sent: Saturday, October 25, 2008 2:26 AM
Subject: URGENT NOTIFICATION!!!FROM THE DESK OF INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT, INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICE
COMMISSION (ICPC),IN COLLABORATION WITH UNITED NATIONS SECURITY AND
ENLIGHTENMENT COUNCIL.Following a recommendation from world Governing bodies-Government of United
State of America , European Union, African Union, and United Nations
Security Council New York,have reached to a consensus that all International
Communities must embark on campaign against the negatives wave of
Corruption. In line with highlighted Above, this management is hereby to
inform you that, out of our records, for the year investigation, it is dawn
to us that you have been victimized by the men of underworld (Pretenders).However, the management has been dutifully empowered by the Investigation
bureau office of the Secretary General of UN,and Commander-in-chief of the
Armed Forces of Federal Republic of Nigeria to curb all illicit transaction
and workload of this perpetrators as a giant of Africa.In line with the Anti-corruption crusade of the United Nations
Anti-Corruption and Resolution Organization,you are by this Email
notification to stop any contact regarding this illegal transaction with
this Hoodlums. Out of our finding, the image of this country has been dented
internationally during the past administration of the former United Nations
Secretary General,Kofi Annan.Presently, we have employed a strategy to remit sanity, and vow to terminate
the activity of these men, by consolidating our security Network all over
the country in view to monitor all outgoing and incoming communication to
enable fish out and avert all illegal and suspicious transaction, both
domestically and internationally respectively.Moreover, it occurs that some of our Financial Institutions (Bank) serve as
a conduit pipe by which this fraudsters use to perpetrate the undo crime. We
have signalized all these financial institutions to implement scrutinized
investigation before carrying any transaction. Any bank found culpable of
breaching the law, must have their operational license revoke.In accordance with the criminal and other related offense act, 25 of 1999,we
have been officially compel by Senator.A.Aminu(JP),Chairman, Senate
committee on Foreign Affair to mapped out billions of Dollars from the
Annual Budget to compensate all defrauded victims as part of the ongoing
Global Reform Scheme of the Secretary General-Ban Ki-Moon, and means to
radiate immunity for criticism.In view of this, we have been informed that you are still dealing with those
hoodlums in all your attempts to secure the release of your fund. We wish to
advise you that such an Illegal act has to stop if you wish to receive your
payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem. Do be
informed that we reserve the right at our discretion to sue you for damage
in the court of law on recognition of further contact with this people.You have been approved US$350,000 as compensation/appease funds. Therefore
you are required to contact United State International liaison
Office/Settlement Centre, UK for proper evaluation into your file. Do be
informed that your file Security code is W53889BR.You are to quote these
file number for proper identification when contacting this office.Contact
the Head of United State International liaison Office/Settlement Centre, UK
,Dr.Edward Greenwood (OFR)at:settlementcentre@live.com.
You are to contact this office in United Kingdom , UK , upon receipt of this
notification immediately to enhance proper consideration and immediate
release of your approved Compensation funds as the affected victim.Below information is required when contacting this office with an inclusion
of Security Code Number. Provide the under listed information as well as
sending it to the office stated above:
1) YOUR FULL NAME:2) YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER(ANY):
Vision:To fight corruption to a standstill and restore the Globe to the
enviable standard of respectability and dignity.Best Regard,
Justice.O.Akanbi
(Chairman, Independent Corrupt Practice Commission,ICPC.)
Email:justice_akanbi@mail2world.com
Direct line:+234-80-68880294
Fax:+234-80-68822854
Powered by United Nations Security and Enlightenment council, England and
New York .
"This was being done i brought some fresh drinks heart, and
able to reflect on others the movements and had afterwards
stipulated with colonel baker in this family, but it was
a family. Torn in his of his fellow townsmen, who seemed
all silently."
"ARCTIC TOWN BUILT ANTI-REINDEER FENCE:
As though petrified with fright, now resumed her are a century
of excellent celestial steeds of of our fathers, frances
sforza, to the entente and these surrounded the son of hidimva
with a her. Sometimes she asked questions, sometimes."
Bunte Gr
Ye have, withal. Now not quite, not wholly right. Voice:
there's nothing to tell. You know too much, about to get
married. The native women are kept if the prince charming
a gopher prairie housewife, him justly. His first impulse,
if there had been.
- Foxe Marlor
@Paudical: 
i hope sooner or later that a pocket compedium of unintelligible, free prose spam will be released for our enjoyment
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A coat of mail and earrings, and who in point these arrows
he shot at his flag and flagstaff for believers (in god)
and those that have faith. As a wooden post or a stone.
o illustrious god, like the colour of a mass of clouds,
of teeth.
Porn'n'prose!
@Paudical:
They seem like they're saying everything when they're actually saying nothing! I've started saving the good ones. Usually there's about 3 a week in amongst all the Viagra spam 
Hi,
My name is Elena, I have 31 year and I live in Russian province. I work in library and after my work I allowed to use computer when it possible.
I finded your address in internet and I decide to write you this letter.
I have 7 year daughter Angelina, her father abandoned us and we live with my mother.
Due to crisis recently my mother lost job and our situation becomed very difficult.
Price for heating our home very high and we cannot afford it anymore.
Winter is coming and weather becoming colder each day. We worry if the temperature will become cold in our home, we don't know how survive.
For heating our home we need portable stove which give heat from burning wood. We have many wood in our region, but we cannot buy this stove in local market because it cost equivalent of 193 Euro and very expensive for us.
If you have any old portable wood burning stove, we will be very happy if you can donate it to us and organize transport of its to our address or help us to buy it in our local market.
This oven are different, they are from cast iron and weight 100-150kg.
I downloaded our picture to free website and you can see it at:
xxx.xxxxxx.xx
It is not good quality, but it will show you who we.
I hope to hear from you soon and I hope that our situation will become better in the New Year.
Elena.
Dear Friend,
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S $3.5m us dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM GERMANY) who died along with his entire family in July 2000 in a plane crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it, unless some body applies for the next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guiding and laws but unfortunately we learnt that his next of kin died along with him in the plane crash.
I agree that 35% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foreign account , 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 55% would be for me Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you designated account.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you a the text of application, I will not fail to bring to your notice this transaction is risk free
Yours Faithfully,
Mohammed Aziz
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Worry yourself, kleiman, morris cried, turning cream, rosewater,
yolks of eggs, beaten cinamon, that remained standing. The
undulating centre will do now that i am gone. Console herself
with true for the bible tells us we must be workers.
Who ever give his logon/password is really dumb:
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For? I'll have to keep my promise, or she'll feel a new earth,
had today merely thrown him passing the beautiful wood
fires there as much as i did. Again, temper it with vinegar,
and powder them, she is of an agreeable turn enough. Now,
my dear.
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Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mr. C. Raymond, and I work for well known bank here in Europe.
I wish to introduce to you a Business deal that will benefit both of us 20Million US dollars.
If you are interested, please kindly send me your:- Names, Address, Country, Age, Occupation, Telephone number and Sex.
Contact me Via my private Email: chl.raymond@hotmail.com
Regards,
C. Raymond.
This looks real, I'm tempted to provide my details...
The sum of
Greetings, my new friend, I hope. It Olesya writes to you.
For me caused interest your structure and now I would like to enter with you in
correspondence. That we could learn better each of us and to see how much we
approach for each of us. Very much I hope, that you will soon answer me. Because
I shall wait very much your answer.
That I can shortly tell about myself, in fact it is interesting to you,
certainly. I from Russia, me of 27 years. But I till now am lonely also my heart
free. Therefore I search only for serious attitudes and the present feeling. If
game or flirtation I ask you to not write to me is interesting to you only.
Nevertheless very much I hope to see your answer to me for my electronic address
of mail: olesechkagry@gmail.com
Sincerely I hope to receive your answer and I wait. I wish you excellent mood,
Olesya.
edit: she likes my structure
With the hail driving in between them like a pigmy that the
two ladies were lately before the mast. He continued in
the same intonation with which poirot said, somebody wrote
that lettersomebody one is forced to adopt little subterfuges
in selfdefence.'.
His marriage must be delayed and although miss a matter of
politics i could not understand the not to be frightened,
abdul. He says you are not promise. He will either return,
as he said, or wife. The hands that clutched her arm were
shaking,.
the new trend: translated spam messages, this one in Dutch
love the last line: "Ik hoop dat mijn brief niet zal blijven dovemansoren." 
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Hoi. Misschien wordt u verrast op mijn brief? En waar kan ik uw
e-mail? Onlangs was ik op dating site. Vandaag, online dating heeft me
je e-mail, samen met een korte samenvatting. Zij werden op de hoogte
gebracht dat we met u een harmonieuze combinatie. En besloot om te
schrijven naar je. Wie weet, misschien ben je en ik echt een
harmonieuze paar? Ik weet het niet, heb je antwoord op mijn brief ...
Ik zal proberen te vertellen iets over jezelf, als je nog steeds
geinteresseerd. Mijn naam Oksana. Ik woon in Rusland. Ik ben nooit
getrouwd en heb geen kinderen. Ik denk vaak over het creeren van hun
eigen familie. Ik ben een grote meid en op zoek naar een serieuze
relatie. Als u wilt zoeken de liefde in het leven, dan denk ik dat het
noodzakelijk is om te beginnen onze kennismaking?
Ja, we wonen heel ver uit elkaar, maar ik hoop van harte dat het zal
geen belemmering vormen voor onze blootstelling. Afstand is niet bang
je? In ieder geval kunnen we vrienden zijn per brief. Misschien zullen
we vrienden zijn met je, maar misschien onze contacten zal blijven
groeien in de zin van magie!
Als u geinteresseerd bent, kunt u me terug naar mijn persoonlijke e-mail:
oksanamatveeva45@gmail.com
Dit is een brief schreef ik aan u over de Nederlandse taal. Ik weet
niet Nederlands. Ik gebruikte een vertaling programma te schrijven
naar je. Ik spreek goed Engels. Interessant, je weet het Engels? We
kunnen schrijven naar elkaar in het Engels? Helaas is in deze brief,
ik maak geen uw foto. Ik stuur mijn foto in de volgende brief.
Het zal interessant zijn om meer te weten over u en uw leven.
Ik hoop dat mijn brief niet zal blijven dovemansoren.
Oksana
Got this one yesterday :
"Your big proud friend in the pants will overshadow the Empire State building."
Made me laugh
"I kept ramming her all night. You can too"
This dude is open minded, i can ram her too.
hahahaha.....just buy megadick and you can......van rammestein op zn biatch
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